The Aim

The aim of the experiment,

Is clearly not

"To investigate the relationship between the manipulated and responding variable"

But to

Get a perfect score for memorising the method to carry out the experiment.

And if you don't get the perfect score teachers long for,

You basically

"Didn't study"

And if you said you did

Well, apparently

"You didn't study enough"

I'm sick with all these assumptions you make

About us not studying

Why not turn the question around and ask if

You've taught well enough.

We have studied,

But it might just not be enough

You might have taught

But it clearly wasn't enough too 

I can't really determine if a teacher is a good one or not.

Who am I to judge

When I'm not a perfect student in the first place?

Oh.

What's the definition of a good student?

One who

Finishes their homework

Does well in their exams

Laugh to your jokes when they aren't even funny

And the rest,

Could all be neglected oh so easily

Because

They didn't

"Get your attention"

But when they fair badly in your class,

They're the root of their own problem.

You talk so much crap

But end up doing no shit about it.